{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"type":"standard","title":"Scotty Bowers","displaytitle":"Scotty Bowers","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q23734700","titles":{"canonical":"Scotty_Bowers","normalized":"Scotty Bowers","display":"Scotty Bowers"},"pageid":36099422,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/Scotty_Bowers.webp/330px-Scotty_Bowers.webp.png","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/Scotty_Bowers.webp/421px-Scotty_Bowers.webp.png","width":421,"height":237},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272410170","tid":"978e26ca-dd80-11ef-814b-ab3f7e5ad157","timestamp":"2025-01-28T14:03:04Z","description":"American author and sex worker (1923–2019)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotty_Bowers","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotty_Bowers?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotty_Bowers?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scotty_Bowers"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotty_Bowers","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Scotty_Bowers","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotty_Bowers?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scotty_Bowers"}},"extract":"George Albert \"Scotty\" Bowers, active from 1945 to 1980, is best known for procuring prostitutes for Hollywood industry insiders, many closeted about bisexual or homosexual liaisons. Bowers was described as having \"a savant-like quality: a result of his refusal to be embarrassed by sex.\"","extract_html":"
George Albert \"Scotty\" Bowers, active from 1945 to 1980, is best known for procuring prostitutes for Hollywood industry insiders, many closeted about bisexual or homosexual liaisons. Bowers was described as having \"a savant-like quality: a result of his refusal to be embarrassed by sex.\"
"}{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Marc Bombard","displaytitle":"Marc Bombard","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6755409","titles":{"canonical":"Marc_Bombard","normalized":"Marc Bombard","display":"Marc Bombard"},"pageid":5726527,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/1988_Grand_Slam_-_Marc_Bombard.jpg/330px-1988_Grand_Slam_-_Marc_Bombard.jpg","width":320,"height":475},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/1988_Grand_Slam_-_Marc_Bombard.jpg","width":671,"height":995},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281153490","tid":"8924c78d-041b-11f0-9aa5-dc8f38609ba0","timestamp":"2025-03-18T17:07:56Z","description":"American professional baseball coach","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Bombard","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Bombard?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Bombard?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marc_Bombard"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Bombard","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Marc_Bombard","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Bombard?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marc_Bombard"}},"extract":"Marc Stephen Bombard is an American professional baseball manager and coach, and a former pitcher in minor league baseball. A manager in the minors for 28 years, he spent three seasons in the Major Leagues as the third-base coach of the Cincinnati Reds in 1996 and first-base coach of the Philadelphia Phillies in 2005–06.","extract_html":"
Marc Stephen Bombard is an American professional baseball manager and coach, and a former pitcher in minor league baseball. A manager in the minors for 28 years, he spent three seasons in the Major Leagues as the third-base coach of the Cincinnati Reds in 1996 and first-base coach of the Philadelphia Phillies in 2005–06.
"}{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"type":"standard","title":"Sweat gland","displaytitle":"Sweat gland","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q243784","titles":{"canonical":"Sweat_gland","normalized":"Sweat gland","display":"Sweat gland"},"pageid":1381306,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Human_skin_structure.svg/330px-Human_skin_structure.svg.png","width":320,"height":224},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Human_skin_structure.svg/1447px-Human_skin_structure.svg.png","width":1447,"height":1013},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283071026","tid":"3f9d7581-0d3b-11f0-83b1-e20e819def1d","timestamp":"2025-03-30T07:47:37Z","description":"Small sweat-producing tubular skin structures","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_gland","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_gland?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_gland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sweat_gland"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_gland","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sweat_gland","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_gland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sweat_gland"}},"extract":"Sweat glands, also known as sudoriferous or sudoriparous glands, from Latin sudor 'sweat', are small tubular structures of the skin that produce sweat. Sweat glands are a type of exocrine gland, which are glands that produce and secrete substances onto an epithelial surface by way of a duct. There are two main types of sweat glands that differ in their structure, function, secretory product, mechanism of excretion, anatomic distribution, and distribution across species:Eccrine sweat glands are distributed almost all over the human body, in varying densities, with the highest density in palms and soles, then on the head, but much less on the trunk and the extremities. Their water-based secretion represents a primary form of cooling in humans.\nApocrine sweat glands are mostly limited to the axillae (armpits) and perineal area in humans. They are not significant for cooling in humans, but are the sole effective sweat glands in hoofed animals, such as the camels, donkeys, horses, and cattle.","extract_html":"
Sweat glands, also known as sudoriferous or sudoriparous glands, from Latin sudor 'sweat', are small tubular structures of the skin that produce sweat. Sweat glands are a type of exocrine gland, which are glands that produce and secrete substances onto an epithelial surface by way of a duct. There are two main types of sweat glands that differ in their structure, function, secretory product, mechanism of excretion, anatomic distribution, and distribution across species:
- Eccrine sweat glands are distributed almost all over the human body, in varying densities, with the highest density in palms and soles, then on the head, but much less on the trunk and the extremities. Their water-based secretion represents a primary form of cooling in humans. \n
- Apocrine sweat glands are mostly limited to the axillae (armpits) and perineal area in humans. They are not significant for cooling in humans, but are the sole effective sweat glands in hoofed animals, such as the camels, donkeys, horses, and cattle.