{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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is a municipality in the district of Lüneburg, in Lower Saxony, Germany.
"}{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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JS Kashima (TV-3508) is a training ship of the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force (JMSDF). Built to a unique design during the mid-1990s, Kashima is flagship of the JMSDF Training Fleet. The name Kashima comes from the famous Shinto Kashima Shrine in Ibaraki prefecture, located to the northeast of Tokyo.
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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