{"type":"standard","title":"J. T. Ferguson Store","displaytitle":"J. T. Ferguson Store","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20709200","titles":{"canonical":"J._T._Ferguson_Store","normalized":"J. T. Ferguson Store","display":"J. T. Ferguson Store"},"pageid":47151195,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/WilksboroJTFerguson.JPG/330px-WilksboroJTFerguson.JPG","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/WilksboroJTFerguson.JPG","width":4288,"height":2848},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270869223","tid":"56de6a72-d818-11ef-bd18-9adb04c7a7ff","timestamp":"2025-01-21T16:54:12Z","description":"Historic building in North Carolina, US","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":36.14805556,"lon":-81.15111111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._T._Ferguson_Store","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._T._Ferguson_Store?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._T._Ferguson_Store?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:J._T._Ferguson_Store"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._T._Ferguson_Store","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/J._T._Ferguson_Store","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._T._Ferguson_Store?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:J._T._Ferguson_Store"}},"extract":"J. T. Ferguson Store, also known as the Ferguson Store or Parker Electric Co., is a historic commercial building located at Wilkesboro, Wilkes County, North Carolina. It was built in 1887, and is a two-story brick building with a distinctive pressed metal facade. The facade features a combination of classical and late Victorian details.","extract_html":"
J. T. Ferguson Store, also known as the Ferguson Store or Parker Electric Co., is a historic commercial building located at Wilkesboro, Wilkes County, North Carolina. It was built in 1887, and is a two-story brick building with a distinctive pressed metal facade. The facade features a combination of classical and late Victorian details.
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